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Half-Naked Drunk Man Arrested Stealing Candy at Subway

Half-Naked Drunk Man Arrested Stealing Candy at Subway:  Police in Prince Frederick, Md. have arrested a drunk man who was wearing only shorts and socks for attempting to steal candy from a Subway restaurant.  And, dressed like that - about the only thing he’s likely to get are Snickers from everyone around him.

CIA Makes First Twitter Post:  The CIA has launched both Twitter and Facebook accounts.  Great!  What could be more comforting then to post something on Twitter and then learn that the CIA is “following your posts?”

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Study Says Hurricanes with Female Names are Deadlier:  A new study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences shows that hurricanes with female names are historically more deadly because people don't take them as seriously.  Is it any wonder?  These storms approach land warm and moist.  Most guys are gonna wanna ride them out!  Guess its time we keep an “eye” on these storms.

Two Bodies Found Stuffed in Abandoned Suitcases Along Road:  A passerby spotted two abandoned suitcases left in a ditch along a Lake Geneva, Wisconsin road and called police who then discovered a dead body stuffed in each one.  Those look like nice bags.  I’m willing to bet those people would kill to get their luggage back.

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Zoo Worker in Gorilla Suit Accidentally by Tranquilizer Dart:  A zoo worker in the Canary Islands who was wearing a gorilla outfit during a zoo training exercise is recovering after a veterinarian mistakenly shot him with a tranquilizer dart.  I have a feeling this guy will probably sit out this year’s Halloween party. 

Newer US Houses Often Have More Toilets Than People:  A new study reveals that a growing number of new American houses actually have more toilets that people living in them.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true in places like Flushing, New York where going to the bathroom is considered a way of life. 

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