Saint Rick threw in the beads this week thus ending one of the most amazing and strange races for the republican nomination for president. Rick Santorum suspending his campaign clears the way for Mitt Romney, aka. robo-suit to win his party's nomination and face Barak Obama in the November election.
More on robo-suit in a moment but first: think of all we've seen and heard during the debates and cable news coverage of the last few months. This was a campaign that elevated everyone from an adulteress, to a nincompoop to out and out liars and race-baiters, all got to front-runner status at one time or another.
There was the pizza-guy, Herman Cain, a clumsy lecher with a small solar panel for a brain. Newt Gingrich, an accomplished lecher with a bag of gas for a brain. There was Michelle Bachman, bashing gays and trashing facts and the Governor of Texas, all hat and no cattle. And Santorum telling women that rape could be a blessing and of course Romney telling us whatever we wanted to hear.
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Romney's money, 45 million spent so far, has buried the completion. But he has a problem. A huge gender gap among women and as it has been pointed out, where issues are concerned, he has more positions than a porno queen. No wonder he smiles a lot.
